"I'm not worthy, tail gods, bless me with your wavy butt sticks— ARGH" -Danger Dolan
If Knees Were Backwards, What Would Chairs Look Like? | Dolan Life Mysteries is the 53rd video and 38th episode on the Super Planet Dolan channel. It features Danger Dolan and Melissa Morgan. The description reads, "From whether snakes chew their food to what the first piece of candy ever was, we answer some of your most burning questions about life." It features 10 questions.

The script can be found here and the video can be watched here.

Featured Questions

  • Could an animal fire a gun?
  • Were humans supposed to have tails?
  • Why is water see-through?
  • How was time created?
  • Why don't snakes chew their food?
  • What would happen if all the water on Earth disappeared?
  • Why are galaxies always moving away from each other?
  • If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
  • Will human society ever inhabit the Moon?
  • What was the first piece of candy?